It would have been rude not to take advantage of the
warmest April for centuries, so we took the month by the handlebars and
clocked up an unprecedented (for an April) 128 miles, spread across 7
rides. Dry, dusty trails, sunburn and incipient drought, what a month. Not
that it was without it’s traumas, on two rides we wheeled up to the
relevant café, hungry, parched, ready for refreshment, barely able to
crank out another revolution of the pedals without sustenance, only to
find doors locked and windows barred, formerly welcoming and welcome
facades now stern and forbidding, mocking us in their resolute
impenetrability. Emergency energy bars were dug from the bottom of bags in
an attempt to stave off hunger and fuel our muscles before our bodies
began metabolising precious fat reserves. We’ll need them for the summer
food shortages, caused by the drought, which will decimate the racing
whippet cyclists, giving the podgy pedallers a turn at the front for once.
The Captain managed another triumvirate of appearances,
although he’s now taken to pushing his bike down the hills as well as up
them. Which is a shame (for him) because as well as our rides being
longer, they also contained much more ascending and descending fun this
month. Notably the bridleway which runs from Steeple Cross at the North
east corner of Boltby Forest, all the way down to Kepwick via Gallow Hill
and Atlay Bank, over 2 miles of descent, predominantly on singletrack,
through rhododendron flanked gullies, open woodland and grassy moor, every
inch bone dry and mud free. The hidden valley of Thorodale near Arden Hall
was pretty much the only spot we saw mud this month, even then in nothing
like the quantity we’d see in a normal summer.
The Pensioner, aka Blind Bob, aka Sweary Bob, finally
succumbed and spent some of the pension we work so hard to provide for him
and bought a new bike to replace his antique Marin, bits of which were
failing faster than his equally aged body. Unfortunately the new bike has
done nothing to address his inability to actually ride in a straight line,
on the odd occasions he actually takes the lead it’s virtually impossible
to overtake without being T boned. His performance on The Rim, that
sublime singletrack along the edge of Urra Moor has to be seen to be
believed, an hilarious combination of wild veering, stalling and falling
off, all narrated with a profane commentary detailing his physical
constraints and abusing whoever planned the route.
Terra Trailblazers April 2011 from John Lavelle on Vimeo.
Hottest April for years, dry, dusty trails, who cares if there's a hosepipe ban?