3rd. It was probably the fact we rose above the low lying mist into the
relative pleasantness of Lordstones car park which lulled us into a false
sense of security, lingering over a pre-ride coffee, we congratulated
ourselves on leaving the sea-level murk behind and leisurely faffed about
prior to leaving the car park. Uncanny coincidences being what they are,
as soon as we cocked legs over crossbars the mist plumed up from the
valley, enveloping us in a moist fug, which soon passed through drizzle to
become the sort of ever-present rain more generally found in the Lake
District. Undaunted, we pedalled up Carlton Bank and made our way,
somewhat cheekily, to Huthwaite Green on the Scugdale road. Conditions
being what they were, any further moor top riding was vetoed in favour of
a slight off-road detour through Cow Shit Farm (so called after Simon’s
unfortunate slurry/leg incident in TTB
12) and back onto the Scugdale road which we followed to the end.
Shouldering our bikes we plodded up the gloopy BOAT to the col at Stoney
Wickes, where the lashing rain and wind prompted an unspoken but unanimous
decision to surround ourselves with café as soon as possible. The most
preferential way being to keep on the BOAT down Raisdale Mill Lane and
onto the Raisdale Road directly back to Lordstones. Raisdale Mill Lane,
despite being a Bridleway Open To All Traffic was, in parts, pretty much
unridable on a mountain bike, mainly owing to the water-damage, although
our lack of skill, technique and tenacity may have had something to do
with it. Working on the theory we couldn’t get any wetter, we plunged down
regardless to Raisdale Mill cottages to join the road and a steady couple
of miles up hill back to Lordstones.
10th. Today’s route was remarkably similar to the previous
one, except a little more cheeky at the beginning although the weather was
substantially better. If only we’d known what the rest of the month would
bring we may have appreciated it a little more. From the col at Stoney
Wickes we continued up Barker’s Ridge and along muddy tracks to the
Bilsdale Mast where, judging by the amount of vehicles, they were having
an early Xmas party. We freewheeled down the access road at an unwise
velocity, especially for Oz who rounded the last bend to find the gate
that’s never shut firmly locked, the invention of disc brakes saved him
from a buckled wheel/broken nose/fractured vertebrae (*delete as
appropriate). Enough excitement, not to mention mud-plugging, for one day,
we decided to have a few sneaky road miles to boost our yearly total and
made our way via tarmac back to Lordstones.
18th What is they always like to say about a couple of
inches of snow bringing the country to a halt? It’s all true. This ride
was to set the tone for the remainder of the month, that is lots of white
and very little pedalling. Me and Oz met Martin in Kildale station car
park, the paucity of tracks in the snow, car, bike, foot or otherwise
ought to have served as a warning but we pedalled off undaunted. Things
started innocuously enough on snow-covered tarmac to New Row and a steady
push up through the trees to Percy Cross Rigg, which we followed,
pedalling into a steadily increasing blizzard, to Hutton Moor and the top
of The Unsuitables, unwilling to lose any height, we skirted the edge of
what’s left of Guisborough Woods to Newton Moor and down to Roseberry
Common via the small hill known locally as Little Roseberry. This proved
to be “challenging” in the prevailing conditions but we made it to the
common relatively unscathed. The downhill track to Dikes Lane via
Aireyholme Farm was taken with more caution than usual and the bridleway
to Mill Bank Woods was taken with rather less riding than usual until Mill
Bank Woods, which was at least ridable. Despite the mileage not even
reaching double figures, our bodies were telling us otherwise as we
replenished our carbs in Glebe Cottage before the arduous 350 metres back
to the car park, where some even more arduous pushing of the 4 wheeled
Ford Mondeo variety was required to get us out of the car park and back to
the main road.
22nd. Possibly the best attended ride this year and also the
Christmas dinner ride, can that be a coincidence? Two illnesses and a
broken satellite dish put paid to three riders, broken satellite dish has
got to go down in history as one of the worst ever excuses for not turning
out. However a more pressing problem to us who favour riding over
television turned out to be the large snow and ice covered bank between us
and our Christmas dinner, 5 cars and not a 4 wheel drive between us meant
parking down in Carlton village and keeping our fingers crossed that the
all important cooks would risk life and limb to feed us later in the day.
Quickly replanning the route saw us pedalling along the road to Faceby and
turning left along a glassy Bank Lane and up through a field, following
the bridleway into Faceby Plantation and a slippy downhill to Huthwaite
Green. Some more glassy tarmac took us to Cow Shit Farm for the third time
this month, where the deep and crisp and even whiteness hid the Right Of
Way, some blundering about in the snow later we were headed in the right
direction, eventually rejoining the Scugdale Road. As in the first ride of
the month, the col at Stoney Wickes proved a transition point and Raisdale
Mill Lane was again chosen as an entertaining escape route. And very
entertaining it proved to be, the usual deep ruts hidden beneath the snow
making riding more a game of chance - the odds heavily stacked in the
track’s favour. Highlight of the ride has to be Simon being ejected from
his bike, airborne trajectory being hindered somewhat by an unyielding
dry-stone wall. Good job it was there, he could have hurt himself. We made
it to the Raisdale Road with a few more minor incidents but nothing as
hilarious as a thirty year old man flying head first into a stone wall.
Our hearts were in our mouths all the way up the ice-covered Raisdale
Road. What if the café isn’t open? Fortunately the staff are made of
sterner stuff and it wasn’t long before we had paper hats on heads and
crackers in hands, tucking into enough food to quell our ravenous
stomachs. Of course, we still had to ride down Carlton Bank back to our
cars, which had it’s moments, more of a barely controlled slide than a
ride but we all emerged unscathed.
31st Last day of the year and last ride of the year, Captain
Slow, satellite dish now firmly fixed to the wall, emerged from his month
long hiatus to join me and Oz at Pinchinthorpe Visitor Centre. The new
skating rink where the car park used to be ought to have served as a
warning etc. etc. (see earlier in the month) but learning by our mistakes
is not one of our strong points, particularly as we were dazzled by
Chris’s new cycling jacket which definitely made him look the part if
nothing else. We made our way directly to Roseberry Common via Bousdale
Farm, avoiding the ice-covered fire roads, higher up the ice was beneath a
thin layer of crusty snow which provided a semblance of traction. The
short slope to the level part of the common proved a unrideable to all but
Chris who’s “Jacket Of Power” allowed him to cruise up where he formerly
the Cannondale Push would have been living up to it’s nickname. The
section, up Little Roseberry and on to Newton Moor was hiked with barely a
pedal turned by any of us. Newton Moor was quite busy compared to our
normal weekday jaunts, poor unfortunate day workers enjoying their last
day of freedom. Along the top of Guisborough Woods to The Unsuitables and
over Percy Cross Rigg proved to be completely ridable, as did the Lonsdale
Bowl and Finger-bender Bank to Gribdale. The “Jacket Of Power” was
evidently depleted by this stage in the ride, the Captain being all but
invisible without binoculars. Regrouping at Gribdale we freewheeled into
Great Ayton in search if a café, the first two we tried were shut (at 1:30
on a Thursday afternoon?) but the ever reliable Suggits was open. Inside a
young woman with considerably more adipose tissue than the whole
population of Ethiopia, amazed staff and customers by purchasing a carrier
bag full of assorted sweets and three 99’s as a blizzard raged outside.
Probably glandular then. Having had enough of battling through ice and
snow drifts we took the road option back to Pinchinthorpe.