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The best February ever,
361 miles, 14 rides and some sunshine.
Friday
1st February 2013. 26 miles. 1,136 ft ascent.
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First day of the month, first Billy No Mates ride and first BNQ (before
nights quicky) of the year. Had no ride planned for today but the weather
was so good it would have been a sin to waste the day. Nothing out of the
ordinary, took the cross bike and did a 15 mile or so road loop around
Redmarshall and Bishopton before going offroad at the Castle Eden Walkway,
which instantly halved my average speed. Followed another track through
Wynayrd Woods which brought me to Wynyard housing estate which petered out
at a building site, where I was a source of great amusement to the workers
as I blundered about in mud and brambles trying to find a way through.
Monday 4th February 2013. 24 miles. 1,152 ft ascent.
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Cross bike Monday, a chance for us who own cyclo-cross bikes to get out
and use them as they are intended. A depleted bunch convened at
Pinchinthorpe Visitor Centre, only me, Darlo Boy and The Pensioner who
turned up with his mountain bike because he couldn’t be bothered to pump
up the tyre on his cross bike. Our route took us from the visitor centre
in a completely different direction to normal, we rode west along the old
rail track back towards Nunthorpe, eventually joining the road which we
followed to Poole Roundabout, then on through Nunthorpe Village to The
Treebridge Hotel. The appetising cooking smell coming from kitchen almost
halted the ride but we managed to drag Darlo Boy away and along a very
minor road to join the B1365 at Castle Hill. Crossing the road we pressed
on in a leisurely fashion until we reached Seamer, where we turned left
and followed the road to Stokesley, bypassing tempting cafes and the shop
full of shiny bikes in the High Street, leading us not into temptation, by
riding along Thirsk Road to the A172. From here we followed another minor
road which joined Busby Lane, leading us through Kirkby to Great
Broughton, then Ingleby Greenhow, passing some substantial snow drifts on
the sheltered side of the road. More tarmac took us to Little Ayton, where
we began climbing steadily, passing Brookside Farm, crossing Dikes Lane
and plodding on upward to Aireyholme Farm and ultimately Roseberry Common,
where things became, how shall we say? Interesting? Challenging? Ruts and
mud combined with drop handlebars, skinny tyres and barely effective
cantilever brakes - it was certainly different from a full sus mtb with
2.5” tyres. Good for technique, leg strength or merely testing who is the
most stupid, we eventually made it to the relative smoothness of
Guisborough Woods’ fireroad and gratefully allowed it to lead us to the
cafe.
Wednesday 6th February 2013. 28 miles. 1,000 ft ascent.
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Another lonesome ride, after listening to the gruesome and graphic details
of The Pensioner’s gastrointestinal malady I was feeling quite queasy
myself, as though the germs could infect me through a phone call.
Regardless of the images scarring my brain and the gusting wind, I took
the cross bike out for another spin around the Wynyard Estate, the
Woodland Park and the small villages to the north of Thorpe Thewles. Due
to some cruel weather anomaly 90% of this ride was spent riding into the
wind, how that can happen on a circular ride I’ve no idea but that’s
certainly what it seems like. At one point I was literally inching forward
against the headwind.
Thursday 7th February 2013. 15.5 miles. 1,747 ft ascent
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Back on the mountain bikes today, we even managed a team of four today, Oz
dragging his reluctant body out into the cold, Andy excused bun fondling
duties for the day and The Pensioner, only partially recovered (in his
opinion) from yesterday’s unpleasantness, getting his poor performance
justifications in before we’d even set off. “I’ve been ill you know. I’m
still not right.” Implying he has ever been right? Still a lot of ice
about in the car park at Sheepwash, which didn’t bode well for higher up.
We made our way up through the woods above Cod Beck reservoir to High Lane
and onward past Chequers to Square Corner. Breaking the ice on the puddles
on the track to Silton Woods, we continued through the woods, exercising
some degree of caution on the steep and intermittently icy fire road.
Roads through the bottom of the valley took us to Kepwick and a breather
before the dreaded bank, time for Andy to lose his Kepwick Bank virginity.
It was just as hard as it ever was, the granny ring was soiled within
minutes, the spectacularly steep hairpin before the gate was covered in
ice, eliciting falls from three quarters of our team. At the gate another
breather was taken and a chance for some of us to lose a layer, Andy
showing his mettle by stripping to shirtsleeves despite the snow. And
onwards we plodded, eventually reaching The Drove Road breathless and
perspiring, The Pensioner bring up the rear, “I haven’t been well you
know...” The Drove Road was covered in snow but nothing like the depth we
were expecting, which was a pleasant surprise and we were able to ride
unhindered all the way to The Mad Mile. The sanitised Mad Mile, now
resurfaced with all the slabs and big drops taken out, although the snow
and ice did make it more interesting than it would be normally. Still it
was downhill, as was the following road which led us to Osmotherley and a
new cafe for us try/dirty/despoil (delete as applicable).
Osmotherley Boot And Coffee Shop
and very nice it was too, the staff were not the least bit fazed by the
sight of four mud-spattered cyclists heading for their cream leather
seating. Hopefully it’s wipe clean. Knowing we only had the short ride
back to Sheepwash we lingered over our snacks enjoying the warmth of the
cafe after a day of snow and ice. Finally venturing out into the cold, The
Pensioner found his front tyre was flat, we sat about some more, watching
his big cow’s-tit fingers blundering about changing a tube whilst banging
his head repeatedly on a nearby hanging basket. Some profanity ensued.
Friday 8th February 2013. 12 miles. 1,304 ascent.
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Another day of forecast defying saw us assembling bikes in a snow-covered
Kildale Station car park, Me, The Pensioner, Marty and Andy raring to go.
Well not before Marty had got to hear about The Pensioner’s illness,
seeing as he wasn’t with us yesterday. A road warm up, ascending Percy
Cross Rigg, brought us to the gate at the top of The Unsuitables, where we
took a breather and chatted to a fell runner wearing, despite the cold,
some indecently short shorts. Conditions were not ideal for biking or
running, crunchy snow overlaying ice, traction and steering becoming
optional extras at times. We made our way across Newton Moor and descended
Little Roseberry by the rocky side, even more interesting today as most of
the rocks were covered in a thin layer of ice. There were even a few
outbreaks of common sense, as we pushed some sections, the ice turned to
mud lower down, entering Guisborough Woods, reverting to winter conditions
on the long fireroad bash up to Highcliffe Nab. The last steep section
past the cliff was only just rideable except for Mr. I Haven’t Been Well
You Know, who regressed to pedestrianism. Codhill Heights was harder work
than usual, owing to the conditions but at least we were heading toward
the cafe. Our final descent was New Row, oddly enough the best bit of
track we’d ridden all day, nicely consolidated and barely any snow cover.
All that remained was a furious dash along the road to prevent us being
“ninja assassinated” by The Pensioner, who couldn’t catch us anyway
because he hasn’t been well you know.
Monday 11th February 2013. 26 miles. 1,878 ft ascent.
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Another cross bike Monday and we were once again in the car park at
Kildale station, the very cold, slippy car park, North Yorkshire being a
few degrees colder than balmy Teesside. The Pensioner, Darlo Boy and Les
were today’s team, eager to take on snow-covered bridleways and
ice-sheathed carriageways, to crush hills and push their bodies to the
limit, fuelled by the thought of a
Glebe Cottage
sandwich as their reward. Except The Pensioner because he’s not been well
you know. We rode from Kildale to Ingleby Greenhow on tarmac, downhill,
wind behind which made us the cycling gods we’ve always been sure we are,
at Bank Foot farm we took the old railway track to the steep and
snow-covered Incline, shirking the challenge we continued through the
woods to Clay Bank car park. The fire road through the woods was
predominantly snow and ice, the section of tarmac to the car park at Clay
Bank was the same, steady pedalling was required to maintain traction. Two
cyclists who were planning to ride down the road heeded our advice and
went down Clay Bank instead, we headed down the other side of the bank to
Chop Gate, then plodded up the Raisdale Road to Lordstones. The still
closed Lordstones, not much seems to have happened in the 18 months or so
since it changed hands, other than a chunk of hillside being dug out. A
rather less than carefree descent of Carlton Bank followed, road
conditions dictating the pace, from the bottom we returned to Kildale via,
Great Broughton, Ingleby Greenhow and Battersby. The final stretch back
into Kildale was against the most ferocious headwind of the day, almost
reducing grown men to tears. And reducing The Darlo Boy to a dot in the
distance, he came into the cafe with some old waffle about stopping to
answer his phone but we weren't fooled, his pedalling premature
ejaculation had let him down again. Us old gadgies know how to pace
ourselves.
Tuesday 12th February 2013. 24.5 miles. 1,126 ft ascent.
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The next day saw three of us assembling at Norton duck pond so Les could
be introduced to some of the lesser known tracks around his home village.
We took a similar route to some of last month's local rides, going
off-road from the end of Station Road, following rough tracks until
Wynyard Road, Les used the lack of the usual headwind on this stretch to
get a PB on Strava before we once again turned through The Golden Gates
and through the land of the heavily mortgaged until we found the muddy
track into Tilery Wood, The Pensioner's profanity rent the exclusive air
as his back wheel struggled for traction, most of his curses directed at
whoever thought cross bikes would be a good idea for the conditions.
Fortunately the unpleasantness was short lived as the mud soon gave way to
the old rail track, shortly later we were in the
cafe,
The Pensioner still expounding on the unsuitability of his cross bike for,
well, pretty much everything to be honest. Strange, it was perfectly fine
when he rode it 180 odd miles across country last year. Suitably refreshed
we continued along the cycle tracks through Stockton, passing from the
heroin flecked alleyways of the north to the leafy suburbs of the south.
Soon we were once again lurking around the back of the Warburtons bread
factory like some sort of yeast fetishists, trying to spot Andy doing a
bit of bun fondling. Our next stop was at Stockton’s newest cycling
emporium,
Stockton Cycling And Running,
an urban branch of
Biketraks
from Great Ayton. Some shiny bike syndrome ensued, as we idled away half
an hour squeezing tyres and flattening batteries on Di2 groupsets. Good
shop though and Gordon’s a good bloke, always willing to do a deal. We
rode home by our usual route, passing the Mecca Bingo smoker cage, which
always amuses us.
Friday 15th February 2013. 26 miles. 1,012 ft ascent.
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This ride began as a gentle before nights quicky to get some miles in
around the villages between Billingham and Darlington, until I was
unexpectedly accosted by Climbing Simon, out for his inaugural ride on his
new baby, the Cannondale Supersix. The pace increased despite me being
twice his age, stopping only once, so I could shed a layer as sweat was
running into my eyes - in February. That rarest of things - process
operator sweat, if the shop steward finds out I’ll be excommunicated.
Monday 18th February 2013. 20.5 miles. 1,616 ft ascent.
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Another cross bike Monday, I had a lovely route planned for the three of
us, it all went we wrong when Birk Brow car park was closed for
resurfacing. Some hasty texting and we reconvened at Scaling Dam, from
where I tried to salvage some of the original route. Unfortunately this
did involve our usual MTB start, to Greenhouses via High Tranmire Farm, it
was somewhat testing on cross bikes but still easier than the last time,
when we were ploughing through snow drifts. Reacquainting ourselves with
tarmac, we headed through Lealholmside to some steep and muddy offroad
followed by a crossing of the river Esk, unbeknownst to Jordan and Darlo
Boy, the lowest point of our ride. Uphill from here, firstly to Glaisdale,
we stopped en route for the first puncture of the day, it was so pleasant
in the sunshine - yes it does say sunshine - Darlo Boy's inept fumbling
attempt at changing a tube only delayed the uphill drag into Glaisdale.
From where we promptly went back downhill to Lealholm following the road
to Houlsyke but not before it was my turn for a bit of inept fumbling. A
brace of thorns in my tyre, lots of hedge trimming going on at this time
of year. The next objective was the 14th century Duck Bridge on the
outskirts of Danby' built when The Pensioner was nobbut a lad. A short
pedal from here brought us to Ainthorpe, then we continued to
The Stonehouse Bakery
in Danby, where we had to sit outside owing to an influx of tourists, half
term, sunshine and all that. A muddy traverse of Danby Park helped to burn
off some of the calorie consumption, followed by a slog up the road to
Three Howes Rigg, where we turned onto Robin Hood's Butts, only marginally
drier than last time we rode it - wet feet all round. A bit more road
followed, to Scaling Dam, then we rode along the dam again back to the car
park.
Tuesday 19th February 2013. 10.5 miles. 1,316 ft ascent.
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Had us a new starter today, and an old irregular who may as well have been
a new starter. Scott, 17 years old and venturing out for his first ever
mountain bike ride on his new Cube 29er and The Captain, 59 years old,
venturing out for his first ride this year. The performance of one
significantly outclassed the other. The majority of the ride was spent
waiting for The Captain, 23 stops in 10.5 miles. Our route attempted to
utilise anything approaching a firm track between Kildale and Guisborough
Woods, not that easy considering the amount of moisture which has been
shed on the moors over the last few months. We managed to let Scott have
an appreciation of the lung-burning ascents and smile-inducing descents
plus he gave himself a crash course in parting company with the bike.
Having about 80 psi in each tyre probably didn't,t help.
Wednesday 20th February 2013. 50 miles. 1,768 ft ascent.
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Time for another road ride and our first venture up Clay Bank this year
and everyone managed okay despite the motorists who seemed to take
exception to a half-blind pensioner weaving his way along the B1257. Our
snack stop was
No. 5 Coffee House
in Great Ayton, excellent as usual.
Tuesday 26th February 2013. 25 miles. 1,087 ft ascent.
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Back to the cross bikes today, I met up with Les and Jordan at
Pinchinthorpe for a reprise of the ride we done on the 4th of this month.
The lane from The Treebridge Hotel to Tanton was being hedge-trimmed;
Jordan managed simultaneous front and rear punctures courtesy of the
numerous thorns scattered across the road. The muddy descent of Roseberry
Common leading into Guisborough Woods came as a shock to Les, who doesn’t
come from a mountainbiking background. Before too long the same mud was
being dripped on the floor of
The Branch Walkway
cafe (formerly The Purple Mountain Cafe) at Pinchinthorpe.
Wednesday 27th February 2013. 10.5 miles. 1,316 ft ascent.
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Certain sections of this ride will be recorded in the annals of the Terra
Trailblazers and never be spoken of again - it really was that grim. When
we met in Chop Gate car park, it was cold but surprisingly sunny, our road
warm up was pleasant, up the Raisdale Road to the Beak Hills turn off,
then up the Beak Hills road to The Fronts from where we intended to head
westward to Lordstones, optimistically figuring the open section would be
less muddy than the going eastwards through the wooded section. It started
well, the track was slightly damp but flowing nicely before we’d gone much
further, nothing was flowing, nicely or otherwise, nor was anything
turning, bikes completely clogged with mud, greasy, sticky, cloying mud,
building up on tyres, frames and forks until pedalling was replaced with
pushing or carrying, both hernia-inducing activities with bikes doubled or
tripled in weight by the additional mud. After some considerable time and
a great deal of profanity, we reached Lordstones. It was lucky The
Pensioner was away introducing the French to his idiosyncrasies because
his comforter would definitely have left the perambulator. Lordstones is
still closed although a serious amount of digging has occurred behind the
cafe building - it’ll be nice to see it finished. Onwards and upwards we
went, up the gliding club access track on Carlton Bank, past Brian’s Pond
and eventually up Barker’s Ridge, the tracks here are slightly stony, the
mud was draggy but at least it didn’t take up residence on our bikes.
Despite the brevity of the ride we were all glad to reach Cock Howe - the
start of our descent, a well earned, gravity-assisted mile or so of
downhill pleasure. We headed directly to
The Buck Inn
to replace the lost calories.
Thursday 28th February 2013. 62.5 miles. 3,334 ft ascent.
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A big ride, with big hills, for big men. Suffice to say only me and Jordan
turned up, everyone else suddenly otherwise indisposed and we were
wondering what the hell we were doing. From our usual meeting place - the
Audi garage, we rode directly to Great Ayton, uncharacteristically
bypassing the cafes and ploughing straight along Station Road and up the
nasty hill to Gribdale Gate, where we treated ourselves to a breather at
the car park. The next hill took us over to Kildale and past Glebe Cottage
- closed Thursdays, we continued through Battersby to Ingleby Greenhow and
our next date with gravity, the road up to the summit of Clay Bank, which
sucumbed to swearing, spitting and the occasional bout of pedal-stomping.
Another breather in another car park followed prior to a 40 mph descent (
for those young and foolish enough) down to yesterday’s village, Chop
Gate. No stopping at the pub this time, as we reintroduced our legs to the
Raisdale Road, pedalling all the way to the top of Carlton Bank today. And
that was the climbing done (almost). We made our way through the lowlands
of Faceby and Hutton Rudby to East Rounton for sustenance at the well
recommended
Roots Farm Shop,
surprisingly busy for 2 pm on a Thursday afternoon, must’ve been the
sunshine. From here we pedalled to Yarm and surely the last hill of the
day - Leven Bank, reacquainting ourselves with the cycle tracks through
Ingleby Barwick. A unanimous decision was made to take it easy from here,
as the pace had been rather brisk for trainee roadies like us but then
another cyclist overtook us...
Terra Trailblazers February 2013 riding from John Lavelle on Vimeo.
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