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2nd. Selective memory is probably the mind’s way of dealing
with the type of awfulness on which it doesn’t do to dwell, in cycling
terms it seems to mean the only the best bits and very worst of the worst
bits of a ride stay in the mind. Hence when Simon suggested a ride with
“only one hill”, we tentatively agreed, the one hill in question being the
Bilsdale mast access road. Gruelling, yes; lung-searingly sustained – yes
but not impossibly so, as even exertion-phobic process operators like
ourselves have demonstrated in the past. The day started pleasantly enough
from Lordstones with the roller-coaster enjoyment of The Fronts to get the
lungs working, followed by the track onto Cold Moor from Beak Hills Farm.
The Cold Moor descent was mostly a shallow stream winding it’s way through
rocks and ruts (mostly ruts to be honest) depositing us mad-spattered and
grinning in Chop Gate. A brief pedal along the B1257 later we were
plodding steadily upward toward the mast, a quick breather at the last
cattle grid to gird our loins for the steep bit (whatever girds are) and
we were off – in “One Hill” Simon’s case straight off, leg back over the
crossbar and engaging pushing mode within a few metres, leaving it to the
older generation to demonstrate the meaning of the word stamina. Some time
later, we made our way across the moor to Arnesgill Ridge and much to
Simon’s dismay another ascent had appeared on his one hill ride, followed
by another across Carlton Bank, made more draggy by the damp, sandy
surface. The blanks in Simon’s memory were slowly being filled in with
every turn of the cranks. At least the last section down to the Lordstones,
along the Gliding Club access track, is downhill.
4th. Considering his infrequent appearances on Terra
Trailblazers outings this year it’s probably inevitable that Captain Slow
has become Captain Slower but almost three hours to do ten miles is a
little tardy even by our regrettably low standards. To be fair to the
Captain though, he was, at some points, only marginally behind someone
over a quarter of a century his junior. Some riding did occur between
waiting bouts though and very enjoyable it was too, if a bit muddy in
parts. Kildale, Mill Bank Woods, Aireyholme Farm, Roseberry Common, Newton
Moor, Guisborough Woods, Codhill Heights, then the rain which had been
threatening for some time caught up, accompanying us all the way back to
Kildale.
10th Grim and grey; drab, dull and dismal; monotonous
monochrome; how many alliterative phrases does it take to paint a picture
of the conditions today? At least it wasn’t windy as we departed Square
Corner in a steady drizzle and peddled along the Hawnby Road to Low Cote
Farm. A steady uphill plod, some of it through the local hunt, brought us
to Arnesgill Ridge, which we followed in marginally brighter conditions,
to the junction of tracks at Stoney Wickes. Turning right we took the
downhill to Raisdale Cottages, which turned out to be a rutted, muddy,
rocky watercourse requiring skill, dexterity and exemplarily bike handling
skills. So we pushed, skidded, fell off and walked down most of it. Tyres
safely back on tarmac, a mile or so uphill brought us to the welcome
warmth and sustenance of Lordstones café where we sought refreshment and
solace from the elements. Alright it wasn’t really that bad by now but the
scarcity of cars in the car park showed most normal people had found
themselves something more sensible to do today. Reluctantly leaving the
café, we continued, even more reluctantly, up the hill to Carlton Bank and
past Brian’s Pond, returning to Stoney Wickes before plunging down to the
Scugdale valley. Perhaps plunging is not precisely the right word to
describe the XC Jeyboy, foot-dabbing, brake-grasping mincing which saw us
to the bottom of the bridleway, in fact the only real plunging ensuing
being Oz’s spectacular, why don’t I have a video camera when I need one,
flight over the handlebars. Luckily a handily placed lump of earth broke
his fall - and almost his spine – so it wasn’t too long before we could
continue on our way. From Huthwaite Green, we picked up the Cleveland Way,
following it up the steps in Clain Wood, to the road at Scarth Nick. A bit
of tarmac work, past an eerily deserted Sheepwash, and we were soon
crossing the dam at Cod Beck reservoir and battling the hill up through
the woods on the permissive bridleway to High Lane. It was a bit of a
battle too, greasy, covered in leaves and approaching twenty miles into
the ride with only our puny process operator legs to pedal us upward.
Inevitably it all seemed easy once we’d reached the top and all that
remained was the tarmac back to Square Corner.
12th What a difference 48 hours can make, meeting at an
improbably sunny Square Corner, Chris and I set off toward Swainby
Shooting House with blue skies overhead and only slight dampness
underfoot, it’ll be a surprise to see anywhere dry this side of May. A
barely controlled descent, slipping and sliding, through Clain Wood
brought us muddied but undaunted to Scarth Nick, where we crossed the road
and ascended Scarth Wood Moor to Beacon Hill, the weather remaining
suspiciously pleasant. Descending again, we soon reached the café in
Osmotherly for the all important sustenance. Our return was via Cod Beck
reservoir, High Lane and Chequers, pleased to be returning relatively dry
to the cars.
23rd Eleven days since the last ride, the weather has been
so crap we were forced to cancel last week’s riding, although it appears
we got off lightly compared to Cumbria, which had the highest rainfall
ever recorded. Today however, was almost reasonable, other than the gale
force wind, although careful route planning (blind luck) meant it was at
our backs most of the ride. A whole four us, Chris, Oz, Simon and myself,
warmed ourselves up by powering up Carlton Bank and across the moor to
Stoney Wickes, powering being a relative term ranging from a no dabs,
middle ring ascent to a both feet firmly on the floor, stop for breath
every three steps, trudge and all variations between. The wind definitely
helped us along Barkers Ridge and all the way to the Bilsdale Mast, where
we broke with protocol and rode down the access road for the first time
ever, definitely more pleasurable than the opposite way. A bit of tarmac
work took us to Chop Gate where a route planning meeting was called,
naturally in Chris’s absence because we didn’t have a Tardis to go back in
time and find him. Simon’s ludicrous idea of reversing the Cold Moor
descent, the wet, muddy and steep Cold Moor descent, on foot if necessary,
was given the consideration it deserved, just as Chris came tearing
through the village at the speed of an advancing glacier. Discussion over,
we continued on the road to Clay Bank summit and another wait for Captain
Slow and his subordinate, Sergeant Sluggish to rejoin us. Offroad again,
all that remained was a quick three and a half mile blast back along The
Fronts to Lordstones, which turned out to be anything but a blast, a
squelch might be a more accurate description. Three falls and no
submissions later we reached Lordstones, older but no wiser.
26th The Terra Trailblazers have got ourselves a new kid,
another chemical industry shift worker willing to abandon wife and family
in the pursuit of damp and muddy pleasures. Another Lordstones start which
didn’t go quite as well as the previous one, the wind tricking us by being
against us rather than pushing as along as it did last ride. Undaunted we
ascended Carlton Bank again and made our way across the moor to Arnesgill
Ridge before doing a U turn and following the bridleway back past Head
House, all the way to the quaintly named Cock Howe. The highlight of the
day was to be a descent of Trennet Bank, which we enjoyed greatly despite
the drizzle which followed us to the bottom. Our new starter, Martin,
proved to be no slouch on the downhill, showing some semblance of control
as me and Oz slithered hopelessly to the bottom, although we all managed
to avoid the putrefying sheep blocking the path at one point. Owing to
time considerations, we chose the tarmac option for the remainder of the
ride, returning from Chop Gate via the Raisdale Road.
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