Our first ride of the month was from Clay Bank, leaving a pleasantly
sunny Teesside we drove along the B1257 into a different world, a pall of
black cloud hung over Clay Bank and Urra Moor. Soon we were trudging up
the Carr Ridge steps into the same cloud, the wind in our faces trying to
push us back down the slope. Round Hill, the highest point on the North
York Moors was barely visible as we passed by. Things improved crossing
Greenhow and Ingleby Moors, by the time we reached Kildale the sun
reappeared and we returned to Clay Bank via Bank Foot and Battersby
Plantation, the day having turned to something better than the summer.
Another run to Hamsterley today, in view of the recent damp and dismal
weather - so recent it was still lashing down as we entered the car park -
a mudless route was required. Sticking mainly to the newer tracks we
fitted in Section 13, Transmission, Accelerator and a few others as the
weather underwent an unimaginable improvement. More winter sunshine to
justify turning out on such an unpromising day. No day at Hamsterley is
complete without a whiz around the Skills Loop, The Pensioner was whipping
along some North Shore in fine style, when he suddenly and inexplicably
took the ‘over the bars’ option, followed by the ‘shoulder brake’ option.
Remarkably unscathed, despite ending up in the ditch at the side of the
track, he continued in a style more befitting someone in his seventh
decade. Needless to say, pleas for a repeat for the camera were refused in
a manner which would have brought a blush to Roy Chubby Brown’s cheeks.
Later he gave us a demonstration of frugality by washing his bike in the
river to save a £1. We finished the day with blue skies and a new café,
the A68 diner just outside Toft Hill, which easily gained the Terra
Trailblazers seal of approval with it’s tempting menu and friendly
service.
Slipping in another before nights quicky, me and The Pensioner found
ourselves at a suspiciously empty visitor car park at Pinchinthorpe. When
we bothered to read the various notices plastered about, we realised why -
a parking ticket machine has suddenly appeared. No wonder the car park at
Gribdale is always packed nowadays. Dull, grey, cold but perversely
enjoyable sums up the ride which took in The Unsuitables, Percy Cross Rigg,
Gribdale, Captain Cooks Monument, Lonsdale Plantation, Sleddale and back
to Guisborough Woods. Riding up the Codhill Heights bridleway The
Pensioner found himself the leader of a procession of 4WD vehicles
trundling onto the moor to blast lead at a few grouse. Muddier than the
muddiest people in mud land, we sampled some of the Purple Mountain Café’s
finest confectionary before returning home, one of us to a twelve hour
night shift, the other to settee, TV and wine.
The weather theme continues to be mediocrity, grey and drizzly yet
again. Leaving Sheepwash we climbed steadily to Square Corner and somewhat
less steadily up The Mad Mile. The loose and slippy surface ensured it was
a flawed ascent (as always). From the top we continued southward along The
Drove Road to Whitestones, then in a change from normal procedure, we went
along the newly resurfaced Locker Bank track, following it downhill - not
without some excitement, loose, slippy rock combined with imprudent
velocity - to the eastern end of the Dale Head Singletrack. The rocky
surface claimed an inner tube from The Pensioner and several hours of mine
and Oz’s lives as we waited for him to fix it. Eventually mobile again we
dragged ourselves up Arnesgill Ridge and across to Scugdale, where we
descended the muddy, rutted B.O.A.T., straight into another shoot. We
halted until The Pensioner caught us up, then sent him ahead to draw fire.
Reaching Swainby unscathed at 2pm, we were devastated to find the café has
reverted to winter opening hours, closed between half one and three and
the two pubs both close at two. Cue much ill-tempered grumbling from the
elderly one, particularly when we pointed out the length of time he took
fixing his puncture was directly attributable to our lack of sustenance.
Hungrily we made our way back to Sheepwash finishing the ride in calorie
deficit, a rare occurrence for us.
These before nights quickies are becoming more regular. Me and Howard
lashed out the quid each to park at Pinchinthorpe and made our way along
fire-roads to the top of The Unsuitables, without recourse to the usual
NSP’s (natural stopping points) - this is what happens when you ride with
someone younger and fitter than the usual TTB demographic. Quite sunny
today and less muddy than of late, surfaces a bit draggy. Some old
favourite tracks eventually led us to Captain Cook’s Monument where a
breather was definitely called for before we continued down, then back up
to Percy Cross Rigg before ascending Codhill Heights which brought us back
into Guisborough Woods. A bit more fire road, the last bits of Les’s
downhill and we were soon getting stuck into Biker Bars in The Purple
Mountain Café.
The Captain reappeared for his monthly venture outdoors, tearing
himself away from whatever occupies the majority of his rest days. Rest
obviously being the operative word. Just a wander round some of the old
favourites from Kildale, ending up at Captain Cooks Monument before
returning to Kildale.
Another trip to Hamsterly, even doing the same route as last time and
just as enjoyable. The Pensioner managed the whole ride without damaging
any part of his aging body, which makes a change.
Four seasons in one day and we suffered them all. We left Kildale in
bright sunshine, rain appeared as we crested Kildale Moor, wind and rain
pushed us along Baysdale, we rode tarmac to Percy Cross Rigg and the sun
returned. Pausing at our usual NSP (Natural Stopping Point) on Codhill
Heights, waiting for The Pensioner to catch up, we were, quite literally,
battered by hailstones, their size and velocity causing an entirely
proportionate outpouring of profanity, punctuated with the odd girly
scream. Five minutes later a wintry sun reappeared which did nothing to
warm our wet and frozen carcasses. In the shelter of Guisborough Woods, an
ascent of The Unsuitables got the blood flowing again.
Another scrounge about Guisborough Woods and the Captain Cook’s
Monument area for us today. Again it was very windy but mainly dry.
Curiously the tracks are beginning to dry up again. Returning to
Pinchinthorpe we were dismayed to find the café inexplicably shut, one of
the visitor centre staff told us the café will be closed Mondays “and
probably Tuesdays” for the winter. Somewhere else that doesn’t want our
money.
Lordstones, The Purple Mountain Café, Swainby Tearoom, Hamsterley
Forest Tearooms, what have they all got in common? Either closed for
winter or only opening intermittently during the winter, some of them
can’t even be arsed to put a sign up letting customers know. Looks like
we’ll be sticking to the reliable cafes, Glebe Cottage and Hawnby for
North Yorkshire, The A68 Diner for Hamsterley.